Posts Tagged ‘presents’
Stars for the weak and unlucky: Christmas time
Sagittarius – A bottle of Advocat, for your inner snowball
Capricorn – The X Factor single
Aquarius – A Christmas jumper from GAP, handmade by children India, who (incase you’re wondering) know it’s Christmas, enough already
Pisces – Smoked Salmon
Aries – Mariah Carey, your fellow Arian is under the tree. All she wants for Christmas…
Taurus – A posh puppy
Gemini – A mini Baileys gift set
Cancer – A diamond ring – Elizabeth Duke’s finest
Leo – Happy Festivus, you get a steel pole and a Can’t-stand-ya complex
Virgo – Something that was featured on the Dragon’s Den
Libra – The Boots complimentary No.7 make up bag, lucky you
Scorpio – Billy Idol’s Happy Holidays LP, Johnny Rotten once dubbed him ”the Perry Como of punk”
