Say cheese – the scariest thing this Halloween

This clip from this week’s The Soup, is frankly, going to haunt me for at least a week.

Harry Hill’s TV Burp was good – more homely and positive than The Soup – perhaps because of the footage from Natural Born Sellers (“If you like the Apprentice, you’ll like the Apprentice”) below, but his power over UK tv celebs is still too incestuous for my liking.